Excerpt: Ferocity the Snowman

On a snowy, Christmasy day, in an adorable, Christmasy village, a very un-Christmasy man bought a hat.

He wore it proudly as he walked toward his home way up on the hill above the adorable, Christmasy village.

He came upon two Christmasy kids, doing a very Christmasy thing. They were building a snowman.

Though he, himself, was quite un-Christmasy, he was struck by the sight and decided to give the two Christmasy kids a Christmasy gift.

His hat.